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These were the small ones !

Its time for his yearly check up so the old man asks his wife to take him to the Doc, because he cant drive anymore due to hearing and vision problems. After sitting in the waiting room for a long while the old man is getting ugly and his wife has had it with him. Into the exam room they go, after a quick look over the Doc tells the old man, I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample. Being hard of hearing he asks the doc again, what do you want and the doc repeats it back to him, but again, he has a hard time hearing him. Finally the wife gets fed up with this and yells in his ear, HE NEEDS A PAIR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides. 😳🤣

Same thing happened down here on Long Island with boating. Lots of boat traffic, newbies and boats and boaters coming out of storage.

HOOTERS Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs." "You're on." At age 42, they meet and play golf again "Where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Again? Why?" "They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK." At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters. "Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking." "OK." At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice" At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts." "Great choice. At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Because we've never been there before." “Okay, let’s give it a try."

LOL https://y.yarn.co/e6d05507-20f6-459d-8903-3bb30916c3c2.mp4?1603547675299 GutZ CaddyShack-Over.mp4

Hi everybody! It's very hard to predict how this next season will go but I want to share here with you the latest news I got on last monday from www.snowmobilecountry.ca organisation that represents the Lanaudière/Mauricie regions for snowmobiling: - The snowmobiles clubs in our regions all intend to open and are currently in season's preparation (ok, we already knew this one) -Near all the hosts/Outfitters/Restaurants in the area who usually receive sledders intend to be in operation for the coming season: This is very good news because with the sanitary measures I was afraid that some throw in the towel before starting and we would end up with big holes in the trail system/services. No one can currently predict the future and what will happen precisely but with what we currently know on 19 october (borders that can be closed among other things ..) our service providers intend to operate anyway this season knowing they will obviously need to adjus to health measures and the context of the moment which will certainly give them some challenges. -At the trail level, not too much change except that there will be forestry activity in the Mastigouche Wildlife Reserve but trail #23 which cross the reserve and link Lanaudière with Mauricie will be open and closure doesn't seem too restrictive. We can see on the interactive map the sections in red that will be closed this season https://www.snowmobilecountry.ca/en/interactive-map/ -Unlike the FCMQ, snowmobile country is printing a paper map this season! It is currently in production and should be available at early/mid-November. The dealers will have some and they will also mail some to those who ordered them last year. If you are interested in having this paper map version 2020/21 there is a link on their site to request it at the bottom of the page: https://www.snowmobilecountry.ca/en/maps-brochures/ -it's the last news I have for the moment. I certainly know that the canadian border closure is the main bug for many of you at the moment and it is very bad but the sledding season is mainly from January to March and there is still plenty of time since the best of the season for this to change. What we know for sure at the moment is that the trail opening underactions/preparations here are going well 👍 Alain

Well... There are several types of impairment.... we may all fall into some impairment category.... LOL GutZ

Where does it say anything about Snowmobile licenses? What is “ongoing immunity extensions”?????? This part below.. I believe has some issues with the translation from french to english “If Bill 71 is passed, you will have to be 16 years old and undergo compulsory training to operate these machines.” Meaning to operate a sled at 16 years old you need a training class before you can ride a sled. At 16 in Quebec you can apply for your car drivers license but it takes almost a year to complete the process so at 16 you essentially have no license. If you have a drivers license then you can operate snowmobiles or quads. Technically you did not need a driver license to ride a snowmobile in the bush however, the minute you go to cross any road you now need that license as you are using a roadway, even if just to cross. Anyway this PROPOSED law is yet to be studied and it says “eventually adopted” so it could change and be quite awhile before any of this comes into fruition. Keep your panties on.

The problem this year will be the Amateurs. Many who have no clue will be out there on trail, not to mention many who may have ridden years ago and now will take it up again since they cannot for example, go winter in Florida, or travel anywhere. Serious Danger.

Beautiful day here today, 17°C. Decided supper would taste better at the cabin looking at the lake.

bonsoir !!! merci ....like when tiny water drops like that...wanted to go in the swamps ...but with all that rain tougher to walk ...still raining btw... i ll go back tomorrow or friday for the last time...still have a few things there!!! jean-guy

bonjour !!! back from the gaspesian jungle yesterday... i was there since last friday ...saw 2 moose , many chickens and 1 weasel lots of rain during weekend....a bit of snow saturday night brought back my 4w in town yesterday jean-guy

Thanks for the well-wishes & positive-vibes! Same back at all of our brothers & sisters north of the border! Maybe time to reserve e-bikes & buggies & lounge chairs in Aruba?...