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  1. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?’ 😆😆😆 Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’ Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’ Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’ Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’ Bud: ‘Yes.’ Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’ Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’ Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’ Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’ Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’ Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’ Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’ Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick. Bud: ‘Ok.’ Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’ Bud: ‘That’s right.’ Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Certainly.’ Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’ Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’ Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’ Bud: ‘That’s fine.’ Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’ Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’ Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’ Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’ Bud: ‘I know.’ Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’ Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’ Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’ Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’ Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’ Bud: ‘Correct.’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’ Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’ Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’ Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’ Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’ Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’ Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’ Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’ Bud: ‘Third base.’
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  3. Gotta admit, kinda jelly of people who the time to come up with this stuff.
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  4. hparaptor

    GPS systems.

    For what it's worth, I have a nuvi 550 motorcycle rated GPS that is intended to be water resistant. This has worked on my snowmobiles for thousands of miles... and years. If there is any interest, I can locate a photograph of the setup
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  5. GSX800

    Covid 19 Discussion

    From the desk of Dr. Fauci I suppose?
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  6. PLAYHARD

    GPS systems.

    Yeah, "I heard" you have to ride for 14 days before you can enter mainstream population.
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  7. iceman

    C-Ya

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  8. Hey guys and gals! I have gotten way behind in sending out CM renewal invoices. I haven't done them since last December. I'll try to get caught up over the next few days and send out the renewals for those of you that came due between January and September of this year. If you don't wish to renew, or have already renewed on your own and you receive an invoice, please message me. Thanks Guys 👍 John
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  9. quebec bob

    Say it aint so, Joe.

    Uncle Joe recently, 2 weeks ago, in a speech to the press, said that there was a Zero percent chance of the Taliban coming back!! He fixed this mess on Friday with a 25% increase per person for food stamps and wants to make it permanent . Way to shore up your voters, 10 million open jobs, employers begging for help...and he gives them another reason not to try, right at the time when things could not be going worse...these guys never stop campaigning...but the good news is he has a tremendous fall out over this pull out ...and it will define his legacy...and his career....mid terms should be a blow out...but who knows...maybe he will have 5000$ stimulus checks ready for next August ....probably will have a lot of money if he can't get anything thru congress between now and then.What a great day in Afghanistan...first thing that happened was all the prisoners were freed, then all the business were shuttered and all the women are running for their life...I'm don't understand how we turned our backs and ran...sure not our finest day. 4
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  10. Warning, those who read this article & reside outside the NY tri-state area may be subject to fainting, stroke, heart attack, and even sudden cardiac death. To those of us in the tri-state, it is just another day of disgust with no recourse as we are outnumbered at the polls. Not specifically tied to sleepy Joe but definitely part of the problem.....NYPD Mayor de Blasio to pay criminals $1000.00 per month to not commit violence. https://www.lawofficer.com/mayor-de-blasio-advanced-peace/?fbclid=IwAR0S7cclDx89Hj0TbNb2W-bwFrChhfGh_TGYAxetVmKlNYrv1L7F9gH4k2A
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