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  1. After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said...

    "Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, watched

    10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.
     

    Now ... I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen

    TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding

    up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman and so she told me to go out and find a hot

    18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap

    house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black &

    white TV.

    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

  2. Saw this last year at Le Pub next to Hotel Du Domaine , Boise du Domaine in Thetford Mines. Men Women and children all in one big room. Stalls and urinals.

    No door going into the "room"...   all one big happy family...  Way to go trudeau.

    Just read that gender reveal party's are bad because the thing that is birthed hasn't yet had a chance to decide upon it's own gender identity .... WTF is this world coming to??  What happened to follow the science?

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  4. NOTHING TO SEE HERE........................??????    ........ But they know what every tourist on Jan.6 had for breakfast.

    WASHINGTON (AP) — No fingerprints or DNA turned up on the baggie of cocaine found in a lobby at the White House last week despite a sophisticated FBI crime lab analysis, and surveillance footage of the area didn’t identify a suspect, according to a summary of the Secret Service investigation obtained by The Associated Press. There are no leads on who brought the drugs into the building.

  5. Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.


     
    While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized,

    bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist 

    decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for

    the bronze rat?”

     
    "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely!   It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said

    the wise old Chinaman.

     
    The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars and handed it to the shop owner.  "I'll

    just take the rat, you can keep the story.”

     
    As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few

    real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him

    down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking a bit faster.

     
    A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats

    behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

     

    Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

     
    Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now

    numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster

    and faster.

     
    Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could

    into the Bay.

     
    Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and

    were all drowned.

     

    The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner,

    "You come back for story?”

     

    "No sir," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

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    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. 
    The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 
    'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

     

     

     

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  7. On 5/31/2023 at 11:17 AM, doo4adoo said:

    The Club has insurance and right or not who ever has the insurance ends up paying for these. Can't imagine this stump being in the trail either. If it was then ok the club screwed up and should pay. All to say its sad to hear these stories regardless of who's at fault. My biggest fear when riding is an animal jumping on the trail, that and the crazies coming around the next corner. I started wearing a Tek Vest for some little peace of mind.

    No snow in the forecast this week for sure

    I feel bad for the snowmobiler,but It would be pretty tough to groom over a stump. Obviously it wasn't in the trail like all the other wannabe stumps that are still growing on the sides of the trails. I hope the club's insurance company fights this. 

  8. On 11/30/2020 at 10:59 AM, Pipeman said:

    President-elect Joe Biden announced Monday that he will nominate Janet Yellen, a former chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank, to be his Secretary of the Treasury.

    What does that mean to American taxpayers?

    To start, it means your personal income taxes will increase, your 401k will drop in value as the Biden administration and Yellen increase the corporate tax on the corporate stocks in your 401k, and your cost of gasoline and energy will increase.

    Most telling, Yellen has previously stated her opposition to the Tax Cuts & Jobs Act, also known as the "Trump tax cuts" which reduced the corporate income tax and personal income tax.

    BIDEN PICKS YELLEN FOR TREASURY SECRETARY, DEMOCRATIC OPERATIVE TANDEN FOR OMB DIRECTOR

    She wrote in a co-bylined op-ed in the Washington Post in 2018 that there was no need for a tax cut because, “the economy was already at or close to full employment and did not need a boost.”

    Americans who found jobs after the enactment of the tax cuts would disagree. After the tax cuts were signed into law in December 2017, the unemployment rate dropped from 4.1% down to 3.5% just before the pandemic hit. African American unemployment dropped from 6.7% to 5.8% and Hispanic unemployment dropped from 5.0% to 4.4%.

    5,122,000 jobs were created from December 2017 to February 2020. The labor force participation rate rose from 62.7% to 63.4%.

    Median household income increased by $4,440 or 6.8% in 2019 -- the largest one-year wage growth in history.

    All that will run backwards by repealing the tax cut that gave us the growth and jobs.

    Biden and Vice Presdient-elect Kamala Harris said repeatedly during the 2020 presidential campaign that they will “eliminate” the Trump tax cuts on “day one.” Such a repeal would impose a $2,000 annual tax hike on a median-income family of four and a $1,300 tax hike on a median income single parent with one child.

    WHO IS JANET YELLEN?

    Repeal of the tax cuts also means the individual mandate tax will come back into force, hitting five million households with a $695 - $2,085 tax. 75% of these households make less than $50,000 per year.

    The liberal Yellen will gladly carry out Biden’s tax hike plans. Biden wants to double the top capital gains rate to 40%, the highest since Jimmy Carter in 1977. He wants everyone -- “every single solitary person” -- to pay capital gains taxes at ordinary income tax rates.

    Biden also wants to impose yet another middle-income tax hike by eliminating the step-up as the basis for capital gains. When you try to leave an asset to your spouse or children, he will force an immediate capital gains realization upon transfer of the asset.

    7 FINANCIAL PLANNING TIPS TO ACT ON BEFORE THE END OF 2020

    Trump permanently lowered the U.S. corporate income tax to 21% which finally made America competitive with other nations on tax policy. Yellen will be tasked with helping Biden raise the corporate tax rate to 28%, even higher than Communist China’s 25%.

    The Treasury also oversees the IRS, so look for Biden and Yellen to increase the IRS enforcement budget so more agents can audit your small business.

    Choosing Yellen tells us that Biden will keep his promise/threat to impose a tax on energy. Yellen is a longtime supporter of placing a tax on energy.

    She has endorsed an energy/carbon tax of $40 a ton which translates into a 40-cent increase in the cost of a gallon of gasoline when you fill your tank. This energy/carbon tax will also increase the cost of your home heating oil, natural gas, and the cost of all products shipped to stores or your home by truck, plane, or rail.

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    Once in law, the Yellen carbon tax automatically ratchets up each year. A tax increase every year, on autopilot, without a vote from congress. A new gusher of your tax dollars pouring into Washington DC, a politician’s dream.

    Even former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton refused to endorse such a tax when she ran for president in 2016 because her studies showed a carbon tax would devastate low and middle-income households. And picking Yellen also signals that it is full speed ahead on increasing spending.

    Rather than enact the $500 million COVID-focused legislation from the Republican senate, Yellen and Biden support the $3 trillion spending spree to subsidize states and big cities that bankrupted themselves due to decades of overspending and mismanagement plus gold-plated pension for unionized government workers.

    Promising to nominate Yellen to lead the Treasury Department, an advocate of higher income taxes and new taxes on energy/gas demonstrates that Biden will follow through on his threat to raise taxes at least $4 trillion and did not mean a word of his promise to never raise a penny of any tax on taxes on anyone who earns less than $400,000. Let's be honest, most people filling up their tanks with gas make somewhat less than $400,000.

    How true this proved to be....

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  10. Admission to The Pearly Gates

     

    The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one.

     

    "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower.  Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the guy clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him.  At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.”

     

    Saint Peter thanked him for his story and sent him on to the waiting room.

     

    The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.

     

    "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment and I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest.”

     

    Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room. Saint Peter is still chuckling when his third customer of the day enters.

     

    He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you.”

     

    “I don't know," replies the man. "Picture this, I'm naked, hiding in this cedar chest...”

     

     

     

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