The economy is so bad that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter

asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you

call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their

children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

Big oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal..

Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being

investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,

jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called

the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I

told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I

could drive a truck..

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I'm not as good as I should be

I'm not as good as I could be

I'm not as good as I wanta be

BUT PRAISE GOD

I'm better than I use to be

Hi RFM,

Here I am sitting 550 miles from "Paradise" looking at QuebecRider.

Thanks for the humor. Where do you find these?

Jack :D

Nice one

Its good to know that you in the U.S. are in the same boat as we are in the U.K. thank God we can still laugh about it !

Gary