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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as

her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next

hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together

at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to

apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I

know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.'

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man

replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he

finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid

them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments

and asked, 'How does that feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!

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