zeusand Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Happy birthday Bernard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfm Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Happy Birthday Bernard!!! Hope you enjoy the games. Feel free to add others. GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 2. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 3. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 4. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!! PONDERISMS 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 5. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 6. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?' 8. Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.' 9. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Have a great day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NH Vector Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Congrats Bernie, 100 and going strong!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTSE800 Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Happy Birthday Bernard. Thanks for all the support and infomation you contribute to the sport. GTSE800 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.