NSHM Posted February 25, 2022 Report Posted February 25, 2022 Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally, Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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NSHM Posted March 18, 2022 Report Posted March 18, 2022 THE PRESIDENT AND THE TWO HOGS Last Tuesday, President Biden got off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby Piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine Guard snapped to attention and saluted. "Nice Pigs, Sir". The President replied, "These are not Pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Kamala Harris and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared-away Marine Guard again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir."
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zeusand Posted May 12, 2022 Report Posted May 12, 2022 $8 a gallon in Quebec I guess $4.25 doesn't sound too bad here 🤪
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