rfm Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?? ' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots ' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groomer Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 hi rfm !! my english is good enough to understand this one !!! ha !! ha !! ha !! good one !! groomer !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfm Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 hi rfm !!my english is good enough to understand this one !!! ha !! ha !! ha !! good one !! groomer !!! That is good....cause my French is not. Here is another one. > Confucius Says: > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run in front of car get tired. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife > upright organ. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Baseball is wrong: > man with four balls cannot walk. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is > left. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in > basement. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Crowded elevator smell different to midget. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Person who deletes this has no humor!!! > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Now send it to 1 or more people. > Nothing will > happen but 1 or more people laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greasemonkey Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 TOO FUNNY. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revct1 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Hi RFM, A little humor is good. A lot of humor is great. I will pass it on, Thanks. Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfm Posted January 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Hi RFM, A little humor is good. A lot of humor is great. I will pass it on, Thanks. Jack Thank you, I glad you got a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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