So as a revision, we should send you with some of ArtSled's Girls and warm Beer.
We may need more than a pickup truck. More like an RV.... and a film crew... hmmm "Quebec Farmers Gone Wild", we then take the money from the DVD sales and parley that at the Casino at the Castle in to a much larger sum and then pay the farmers with the proceeds.....
If that doesn't work, we have pictures of the farmers in "compromising situations" to use as leverage, maybe even some local officials...
GutZ