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As an elderly man was at the cemetery bidding his wife farewell, 
the graveside service just barely finished, when there was a
massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning,
accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.

The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said,
'Well......she's there.'


An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse
he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says,
'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used
to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation,
'I now pronounce you man and wife.'


As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman,
I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 77. Please be careful!'   'Hell,' said Herman,
'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'

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