Shane Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties. "Tell me, Did you find her? " the husband shouted. The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first." The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her." Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???" The Mountie said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow, eh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I can't believe nobody responded! LOL! I htought this was cute. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
combat Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Shane: I liked it. Brought a few laughs here at work. You know me, Lox of Bagels and Moor. I read a lot of your posts on different sites. Sounds like you had a good year on the Quebec trails. I only put on 600+ miles riding Old forge . I haven't been back in Canada since 2007.I do hope to get back that way again however. I still live on Main St Across from the Hess Station. The house with the white picket fence. Hope all is well with wife and your new son. Regards Combat [Jeff Kelley] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldsmoke1 Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 good one shane lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Shane: I liked it. Brought a few laughs here at work. You know me, Lox of Bagels and Moor. I read a lot of your posts on different sites. Sounds like you had a good year on the Quebec trails. I only put on 600+ miles riding Old forge . I haven't been back in Canada since 2007.I do hope to get back that way again however. I still live on Main St Across from the Hess Station. The house with the white picket fence. Hope all is well with wife and your new son. Regards Combat [Jeff Kelley] Great to hear from you Jeff. Please give the Mrs. my best. We went riding the last two weekends actually. Once in Grafton and last Sunday in Vermont. Riding was EXCELLENT actually. I think I will finish the year just under 3,000 miles. Hope to see you sometime soon Jeff. Thanks, Shane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revct1 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Shane that is wonderful. Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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