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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said...

"Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, watched

10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.
 

Now ... I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen

TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding

up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman and so she told me to go out and find a hot

18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap

house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black &

white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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My cousin has two tickets for the 2024 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. John's Church, in Phoenixville at 3 p.m. Her name is Stacy. She's 5'2, about 120 lbs. She's a good cook, cleans and does dishes too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

 

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11 minutes ago, iceman said:

My cousin has two tickets for the 2024 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. John's Church, in Phoenixville at 3 p.m. Her name is Stacy. She's 5'2, about 120 lbs. She's a good cook, cleans and does dishes too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

 

Well, I dont follow Hockey so I'm Available.! LOL

But I sure do like the commercials.....

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22 minutes ago, dooright said:

Not that on top.

i hesitated after that post wondering if i needed to specify on top of lake.

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