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On 8/26/2023 at 7:40 AM, GSX800 said:

Now he’s coming for your ceiling fans.

Right after the air conditioners......

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said...

"Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, watched

10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.
 

Now ... I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen

TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding

up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman and so she told me to go out and find a hot

18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap

house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black &

white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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My cousin has two tickets for the 2024 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. John's Church, in Phoenixville at 3 p.m. Her name is Stacy. She's 5'2, about 120 lbs. She's a good cook, cleans and does dishes too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

 

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11 minutes ago, iceman said:

My cousin has two tickets for the 2024 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. John's Church, in Phoenixville at 3 p.m. Her name is Stacy. She's 5'2, about 120 lbs. She's a good cook, cleans and does dishes too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

 

Well, I dont follow Hockey so I'm Available.! LOL

But I sure do like the commercials.....

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16 minutes ago, iceman said:

Not that on top.

i hesitated after that post wondering if i needed to specify on top of lake.

What are friends for ! .. Lol 

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On 6/6/2024 at 5:40 PM, PLAYHARD said:

 

Truly cannot process how this is even possible that this show is allowed to go on any further down this dead end road without stopping and turning around before its too late.This is our country and the free world we are watching fall apart.Somebody must have the courage and character to stand up!!

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1 hour ago, quebec bob said:

 

Truly cannot process how this is even possible that this show is allowed to go on any further down this dead end road without stopping and turning around before its too late.This is our country and the free world we are watching fall apart.Somebody must have the courage and character to stand up!!

Your right when you say show,actually a movie. Once you understand what's transpiring you sleep like a baby. 7 and a half years now into an 8 year operation. 6 months left and watch what happens in 2025. Trump was chosen to run by the military for a reason in 2015. Been following over 25 channels now for 7+ years. Trust the plan, it's amazing what's going on behind the scenes and too many haven't a clue! It's going to get worse leading up to 2025 then it's over! Mark my words!!!

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