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  14. Just joking

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     THESE ARE PERFECT FOR 2020...…………...


     
     
    1.     The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
     
    2.     I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.  He asked me what I was  wearing.
     
    3.     2019:  Stay away from negative people.  2020:  Stay away from positive people.
     
    4.     The world has turned upside down.  Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
     
    5.     This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog.  It was obvious she thought her dog understood her.  I came into my house & told my cat.  We laughed a lot.
     
    6.     Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.  Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
     
    7.  Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
     
    8.  This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.  Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
     
    9.  I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
     
    10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
     
    11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard.  I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
     
    12. Appropriate analogy.  "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”
     
    13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.
     
    14. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things: 
            1.  How dense the population is. 
            2.  How dense the population is .

  16. Just joking

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    Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country.  Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake".  The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

     

    George Bush was the second one placed against the wall.  The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed.  Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado".  Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.

     

    The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall.  He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.  He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.  As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".

  22. Connexionao Magnetic Cord Connectors

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    On 5/20/2020 at 10:32 PM, towing said:

    I don't want to bash this new product but I heard too many bad comments last season not to mention it.  The idea is great but the product does not seems to fill the promise yet. The first version sold last fall was poor quality and they came with a version #2 with a free exchange program for the version #1 buyers (which is great) but from the comments I read, the version #2 is not perfect yet. Poor contact, disconnect too easily and broken wires are the comments I have heard. Maybe they will come with a #3 version that will be more reliable...

    Here a french post on this for those who read french: connexion ao cmiq post

    Sounds like they also made the oxygen shield.

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