rfm Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Alarming, bad news for beer lovers! Beer News! This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! Cheers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groomer Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 found that one on dootalk !!! The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart: 50 Fahrenheit (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C) Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg -459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup groomer !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusand Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 That was great Stan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revct1 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) I love temperature jokes! Non-snowmobilers don't understand. The beer jokes are great too. Thanks for all the funnies Bob & Groomer. Jack Edited January 9, 2011 by revct1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnomoGary Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Groomer, I would also add to yours by saying at -2 C the United Kingdom closes down completely !!!!! <_< Gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greasemonkey Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 found that one on dootalk !!! -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup groomer !!! This was the best ending. LOL. They don't quite have the same spark without Ty Domi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groomer Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 This was the best ending. LOL. They don't quite have the same spark without Ty Domi! thats for sure !!great fighter !! groomer !!! Groomer, I would also add to yours by saying at -2 C the United Kingdom closes down completely !!!!! <_< Gary woow !!! -2 c is nt that much !!! groomer !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groomer Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 A man who wandered the streets at one in the morning, gets arrested by police who asked him: "Where are you going to like this at this hour? " And the man replied: "I'm going to a conference on alcohol abuse and their effects on the human body. " The officer asks him: "Really? ... And indeed, that may well provide such a lecture at this hour of the night? " And the man replied, "My wife" ps:translation maybe not exactly right????? groomer !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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