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  1. Based on that ferry's reputation it actually has waited quite a few times................for the repairmen...
  2. NSHM

    Gouin

    Does it include the fox?
  3. After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said... "Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, watched 10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman and so she told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black & white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
  4. Can you post more pics of the trail work in 2 weeks? Asking for a friend.
  5. It can't be much more than 1300 feet...
  6. Saw this last year at Le Pub next to Hotel Du Domaine , Boise du Domaine in Thetford Mines. Men Women and children all in one big room. Stalls and urinals. No door going into the "room"... all one big happy family... Way to go trudeau. Just read that gender reveal party's are bad because the thing that is birthed hasn't yet had a chance to decide upon it's own gender identity .... WTF is this world coming to?? What happened to follow the science?
  7. Right after the air conditioners......
  8. At least it shifts focus away from the Biden crime family. Time for Joey to go back to hiding in the basement.
  9. Wives , LOL https://apis.mail.yahoo.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-WVUw6m5p3KzFKrVpULwvEYx4COhd1MxJEPTXHSxWQklO3EFzmRycc7aEZbkg9VNx_tmbZU_QP6bd5QzJLzvu9w/messages/@.id==AOYgdR4wnG0-ZOEJ3w32OGhh0WA/content/parts/@.id==2/refresh?appid=YMailNorrin&ymreqid=acdd9f53-a5ac-a2b6-1c95-040005011600
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  11. NOTHING TO SEE HERE........................?????? ........ But they know what every tourist on Jan.6 had for breakfast. WASHINGTON (AP) — No fingerprints or DNA turned up on the baggie of cocaine found in a lobby at the White House last week despite a sophisticated FBI crime lab analysis, and surveillance footage of the area didn’t identify a suspect, according to a summary of the Secret Service investigation obtained by The Associated Press. There are no leads on who brought the drugs into the building.
  12. Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?” "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars and handed it to the shop owner. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story.” As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking a bit faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?” "No sir," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”
  13. http://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_07/image.png.b7a3d0fc878db34e00145f3bf0324abe.png A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' http://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_07/image.png.78c2d3f37370b2a060f1f987fa3a4b65.png
  14. How is the fire situation going up there?
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    Sweet Place

    A bit over 100 acres and $830,000.00 USD before taxes. How much will it cost in 2 weeks???
  16. I feel bad for the snowmobiler,but It would be pretty tough to groom over a stump. Obviously it wasn't in the trail like all the other wannabe stumps that are still growing on the sides of the trails. I hope the club's insurance company fights this.
  17. "The Taiga snowmobiles have two to three hours, or 100 kilometres, of range." That's a huge downside to anyone that rides Quebec. Probably a lot less in subzero temps.
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  19. Admission to The Pearly Gates The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the guy clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.” Saint Peter thanked him for his story and sent him on to the waiting room. The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment and I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest.” Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room. Saint Peter is still chuckling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you.” “I don't know," replies the man. "Picture this, I'm naked, hiding in this cedar chest...”
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