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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. 
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
 
 
 
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Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.

 
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized,

bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist 

decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for

the bronze rat?”

 
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely!   It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said

the wise old Chinaman.

 
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars and handed it to the shop owner.  "I'll

just take the rat, you can keep the story.”

 
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few

real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him

down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking a bit faster.

 
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats

behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

 

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

 
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now

numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster

and faster.

 
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could

into the Bay.

 
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and

were all drowned.

 

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner,

"You come back for story?”

 

"No sir," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.

 
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized,

bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist 

decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for

the bronze rat?”

 
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely!   It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said

the wise old Chinaman.

 
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars and handed it to the shop owner.  "I'll

just take the rat, you can keep the story.”

 
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few

real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him

down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking a bit faster.

 
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats

behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

 

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

 
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now

numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster

and faster.

 
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could

into the Bay.

 
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and

were all drowned.

 

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner,

"You come back for story?”

 

"No sir," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.

 
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized,

bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist 

decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for

the bronze rat?”

 
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely!   It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said

the wise old Chinaman.

 
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars and handed it to the shop owner.  "I'll

just take the rat, you can keep the story.”

 
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few

real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him

down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking a bit faster.

 
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats

behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

 

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

 
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now

numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster

and faster.

 
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could

into the Bay.

 
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and

were all drowned.

 

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner,

"You come back for story?”

 

"No sir," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

he's so old.... how old is he.... he's so old he remembers when the British did rule the US or the colonies...
hahahahahaha!
GutZ

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Notice they didn't search Dr. Jill's underwear drawer like they did Melania's.
The media is doing their best to try and clean this up. Grab some popcorn,this will be interesting 🤭🍿

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I have an idea?  Ice could purchase a Ski Doo.  The absolute best handling sled on the market today.  Comes with the best dealer network available.  Two Smoke or four Stroke.  Pick your poison.

Well, Cat is half Yamaha.....

Still burning quite a bit
near Opticiwan (Gouin reservoir) and Lebel sur Quevelion couple of large out of control fires

A bit over 100 acres and $830,000.00 USD before taxes.
How much will it cost in 2 weeks???

A bit over 100 acres and $830,000.00 USD before taxes.
How much will it cost in 2 weeks???

This guy is lost.
WTF
this is him finishing a speech today in CT
https://news.sky.com/video/joe-biden-ends-speech-with-god-save-the-queen-man-12904013

Problem is this does set a president.  Going to be clubs fault if someone tips over. 

True, something does not add up.  A portion of the FCMQ permit is supposed to cover liability insurance,  this should not land on  club.

LOL ....  His only complaint was he needed another one.....  Dealers had some in stock,no snowchecks then!
There was even a tabernak thrown in in the middle of the vid.

https://www.nfb.ca/film/cold-rodders/
 
Saw this on DooTalk 

I feel bad for the snowmobiler,but It would be pretty tough to groom over a stump. Obviously it wasn't in the trail like all the other wannabe stumps that are still growing on the sides of the trails. I hope the club's insurance company fights this. 

How true this proved to be....

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Admission to The Pearly Gates
 
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one.
 
"I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower.  Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the guy clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him.  At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.”
 
Saint Peter thanked him for his story and sent him on to the waiting room.
 
The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.
 
"I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment and I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest.”
 
Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room. Saint Peter is still chuckling when his third customer of the day enters.
 
He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you.”
 
“I don't know," replies the man. "Picture this, I'm naked, hiding in this cedar chest...”
 
 
 

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