NSHM Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?” "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars and handed it to the shop owner. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story.” As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking a bit faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?” "No sir," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.” poltodoo, Pipemaster, iceman and 4 others 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NSHM Posted July 13, 2023 Report Share Posted July 13, 2023 (edited) NOTHING TO SEE HERE........................?????? ........ But they know what every tourist on Jan.6 had for breakfast. WASHINGTON (AP) — No fingerprints or DNA turned up on the baggie of cocaine found in a lobby at the White House last week despite a sophisticated FBI crime lab analysis, and surveillance footage of the area didn’t identify a suspect, according to a summary of the Secret Service investigation obtained by The Associated Press. There are no leads on who brought the drugs into the building. Edited July 13, 2023 by NSHM poltodoo, nyskidooerinnewhampshire, PLAYHARD and 2 others 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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