NSHM Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 MrGutz, poltodoo, PLAYHARD and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLAYHARD Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 I dunno about turbos n stuff, but this guy's TOTALLY contagious... nyskidooerinnewhampshire and dooright 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted January 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) As an elderly man was at the cemetery bidding his wife farewell, the graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said, 'Well......she's there.' An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!' 'Hell,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!' Edited January 5, 2023 by NSHM poltodoo, PLAYHARD, Pipemaster and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted February 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2023 http://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_02/image.thumb.png.6548d01dcaf97845078c8f0d2b92beba.png poltodoo, Florida Snowman, MrsGTRider and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 http://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_03/image.png.7eefe8baacaf88ed0c4f8befd4576eba.pnghttp://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_03/image.png.a6c73eeca8b7e0dbd95383eca36e3883.pnghttp://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_03/image.png.dcb2f3d98fac484f9aa0272a8a0c8898.pnghttp://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_03/image.png.1dd9711917d24e2b5fcf01a66301440e.png PLAYHARD, GSX800 and jak 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted April 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 Admission to The Pearly Gates The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the guy clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.” Saint Peter thanked him for his story and sent him on to the waiting room. The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment and I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest.” Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room. Saint Peter is still chuckling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you.” “I don't know," replies the man. "Picture this, I'm naked, hiding in this cedar chest...” PISTON LAKE CRUISER, MrGutz, jak and 4 others 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipemaster Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 Great ! 🤣 PLAYHARD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 Brought to you by Anheuser Busch jak, PLAYHARD, PISTON LAKE CRUISER and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 NSHM, PLAYHARD, poltodoo and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 PLAYHARD, poltodoo and NSHM 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted April 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 http://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_04/image.png.2fe2bc77271c829ea6dfda3664ab0fd2.pnghttp://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_04/image.png.30ab92e75d2592dff23f0308840ddc84.pnghttp://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_04/image.png.994bff5d72ef3a12415702d1d4f7ec89.pnghttp://quebecrider.com/forums/uploads/monthly_2023_04/image.png.ed7d0ed18e28aa1761796d57ebfec687.png poltodoo, iceman and PLAYHARD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted April 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 iceman, poltodoo and PLAYHARD 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 NSHM and PLAYHARD 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 NSHM, PISTON LAKE CRUISER, PLAYHARD and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 NSHM, PLAYHARD, jak and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 Probably way too soon for this MrGutz and PLAYHARD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 and….. MrGutz, PLAYHARD and poltodoo 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 poltodoo, zeusand, MrGutz and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 MrGutz, poltodoo, NSHM and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted July 24, 2023 Report Share Posted July 24, 2023 GSX800, NSHM and poltodoo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted August 6, 2023 Report Share Posted August 6, 2023 MrGutz, poltodoo, PISTON LAKE CRUISER and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted August 19, 2023 Report Share Posted August 19, 2023 I can relate poltodoo, jak, NSHM and 2 others 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 (edited) Wives , LOL https://apis.mail.yahoo.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-WVUw6m5p3KzFKrVpULwvEYx4COhd1MxJEPTXHSxWQklO3EFzmRycc7aEZbkg9VNx_tmbZU_QP6bd5QzJLzvu9w/messages/@.id==AOYgdR4wnG0-ZOEJ3w32OGhh0WA/content/parts/@.id==2/refresh?appid=YMailNorrin&ymreqid=acdd9f53-a5ac-a2b6-1c95-040005011600 Edited August 23, 2023 by NSHM Add Title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 GSX800, NSHM and poltodoo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSX800 Posted August 26, 2023 Report Share Posted August 26, 2023 Now he’s coming for your ceiling fans. iceman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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