iceman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Before i begin the ride report for this trip. I need some advice. I know this aint Dr. Phil but here goes.... I've always had a mistress my wife is well aware of it, and we are able to keep it together and things are just great. Recently I've met another woman, there in lies the issue. There is plenty of me to go around but i'm not sure my original mistress will be willing to share me with the third woman in my life. I'm not sure how to explain to my mistress that she has some competition. Do I just come out and tell her or what? I am just not sure what to do. What do you think I should do? I am so confused. wulsock1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im4snow Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Does the new mistress go by Sidewinder? viper2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, im4snow said: Does the new mistress go by Sidewinder? No she does not. That's not my bag baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florida Snowman Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) Is your new mistress a SkiDoo 850 Renegade? Edited January 17, 2017 by Florida Snowman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 1 Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Twins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teet F8SP Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Hows the Pus**? Must be a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzy Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Only in Quebec do we hear of men having these problems. Trailblazer and vt_bluyamaha54 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Florida Snowman said: Is your new mistress a SkiDoo 850 Renegade? Blasphemy Florida Snowman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Phil 1 said: Twins? Actually pretty spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Teet F8SP said: Hows the Pus**? Must be a cat? Never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Twins was damn close. Picked up a 2013 Apex XTX from a good friend. Almost feels naughty riding his girl, but she is mine now. Got me a solid second sled as one is never enough. Seriously though, I tell the wife I'm going to get a trail pass Sunday and I'll be back. She says "what do you mean? You have a pass on your sled for this year." I said no it's for the new one. Her response...."i thought you would save that for next year" what? Are u kidding? "No" she says and she is serious. "You only need one per year." Huh? I said to her....when you go get your nails done do you do one hand this week and then go back next week for the other hand? "No way" she says "that makes no sense" So I respond. EXACTLY. I'll be back soon. Phil 1, Florida Snowman, im4snow and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Twins was damn close. Picked up a 2013 Apex XTX from a good friend. Almost feels naughty riding his girl, but she is mine now. Got me a solid second sled as one is never enough. Seriously though, I tell the wife I'm going to get a trail pass Sunday and I'll be back. She says "what do you mean? You have a pass on your sled for this year." I said no it's for the new one. Her response...."i thought you would save that for next year" what? Are u kidding? "No" she says and she is serious. "You only need one per year." Huh? I said to her....when you go get your nails done do you do one hand this week and then go back next week for the other hand? "No way" she says "that makes no sense" So I respond. EXACTLY. I'll be back soon. im4snow and dooright 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTrider Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 26 minutes ago, iceman said: Twins was damn close. Picked up a 2013 Apex XTX from a good friend. Almost feels naughty riding his girl, but she is mine now. Got me a solid second sled as one is never enough. Seriously though, I tell the wife I'm going to get a trail pass Sunday and I'll be back. She says "what do you mean? You have a pass on your sled for this year." I said no it's for the new one. Her response...."i thought you would save that for next year" what? Are u kidding? "No" she says and she is serious. "You only need one per year." Huh? I said to her....when you go get your nails done do you do one hand this week and then go back next week for the other hand? "No way" she says "that makes no sense" So I respond. EXACTLY. I'll be back soon. I like the way you think.....haha. Sounds similar to the way it goes around my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revct1 Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) I started reading your post Iceman and oh no I didn't think you were t kind of guy. But, she is a nice looking one Iceman. Spread the miles out between the two of them. Jack & Sandi Edited January 17, 2017 by revct1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSHM Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 The new girl needs the same earrings on her front skis as the old girl.No wonder she is jealous.She thinks you don't like her as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markusvt Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 They may not be twins, but they are sisters Phil 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailblazer Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Get um while their hot Ice cuz the Apex is gonna be a dinosaur soon. Yamacats taking over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT Rider Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Congrats and best of luck with your new girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im4snow Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 If one is good, two MUST be better. Good luck with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scranton1 Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Hopefully she doesn't climax before 100 miles In all my experience how long she lasts is critical imperative. Range is just as important as your riding partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Scranton1 said: Hopefully she doesn't climax before 100 miles In all my experience how long she lasts is critical imperative. Range is just as important as your riding partner. Went 187 KM on her today had more left in it. Not alot but a few more miles. Lac Edouard to Lac a Tortue(Shawinigan) and I was not taking any prisoners. So 116 miles. That run. She's a goer. Scranton1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dooright Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Nice 2nd ride Ice ! iceman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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